September 17, 2007
if it just continuously goes down after the 19th birthday....
in early celebration of my looming 26th, i've taken to eating bran cereal in the morning. don't laugh. it's sad. really, tragically sad.
and i was just looking over the box right now, and there's a little person icon with its arms raised above its head, and next to it, the words 'get happy inside!'
in early celebration of my looming 26th, i've taken to eating bran cereal in the morning. don't laugh. it's sad. really, tragically sad.
and i was just looking over the box right now, and there's a little person icon with its arms raised above its head, and next to it, the words 'get happy inside!'
bran does not make me happy inside. in fact, i'm fairly certain that it does just about the opposite. it makes my insides so miserable that no food that i have consumed within the last 48 hours feels that it's tolerable to remain inside me and thus all constantly fight for the exit.
i hate myself. i thought i had learned the bran lesson in high school, but apparently, i was wrong.
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